i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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