dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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