I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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