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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  What happened to him?

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  He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

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  She's got a legit dose of dude going on

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  No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.

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• (607): View more from New York

  He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think

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• (315): View more from New York

  Stay away a while longer.

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  Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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• (585): View more from New York

  March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?

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  Thumbs up

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