grandma shit on top of the toilet
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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