well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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