I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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