Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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