Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your cock deserves a montage
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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