If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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