girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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