and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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