hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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