They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
