Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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