I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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