He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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