I am full of burrito and curiosity
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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