Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
