Your tits are I can't wait for
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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