i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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