what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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