i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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