He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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