I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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