I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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