Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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