every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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