You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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