i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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