Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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