He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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