We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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