Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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