I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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