I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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