Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize