Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
