i don't like sucking hair
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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