Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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