Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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