apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just googled if crying burns calories
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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