My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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