You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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