We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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