hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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