we have pet lesbian snakes
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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