Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You pole danced in your parka.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
