I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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