shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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