WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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