YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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