that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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