thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
