I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This girl is more easily done than said...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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