Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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