You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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