How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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